Have you seen Santa Clause lately? He sure has lost a lot of weight - It must be the HCG Diet!
Today Suzy, myself, and our 2 kids went Christmas shopping at Costco. We thought that it would be a good place to go because Santa Clause was going to be there.
When we arrived, they told us that Santa was just wandering around the store and that we would have to go find him; so that's exactly what we did. It was an amazing journey. But unfortunately he was nowhere to be found.
Then, while we were playing with the laptops and video cameras, guess who appeared... That's right, Santa Clause and eight tiny reindeer. It's true, well all but the part about the reindeer. But he did have one of his little helpers with him. He stood there and talked with us for a minute asking the boys what they wanted for Christmas - Of coarse their answer was exactly what I expected...
"We want guns Santa. BB Guns, Air Soft Guns, Marshmallow Shooter Guns, Paintball Guns, Dart Guns, Nerf Guns"... Well you get the idea, they want guns - Lots of them.
After giving them a candy-cane and posing for a picture, Santa and his helper left the building. Needless to say our shopping experience at Costco was a success.
As we were happily walking out to our SUV, Tyson, who is my 10 year old son, turns to us and says... Mom, Dad, did you notice that Santa Clause has lost a lot of weight; he used to be much fatter.
Keep in mind, my 5 year old son is with us, and he believes that he had just spoke to the one and only Santa Clause. For that reason, I didn't want to tell him the usual story, "Santa is busy this time of year so he sends helpers to fill in for him" If I went with that excuse he would've been very disappointed. And I don't like it when my kids are disappointed.
So at this point I'm reaching for something, anything, then it hit me - I told my kids that Santa Clause is on the HCG Diet and he is doing very well. But the funniest part about it is, they bought it. At least I think they did. See, because their dad blogs about the HCG Weight Loss Diet everyday, they know exactly what it is. This made for a very happy ride home.
And so now if you ever run into a skinny Santa, you will know exactly what to tell your kids. Aren't you glad you read this blog? Happy Holidays my friends!
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When we arrived, they told us that Santa was just wandering around the store and that we would have to go find him; so that's exactly what we did. It was an amazing journey. But unfortunately he was nowhere to be found.
Then, while we were playing with the laptops and video cameras, guess who appeared... That's right, Santa Clause and eight tiny reindeer. It's true, well all but the part about the reindeer. But he did have one of his little helpers with him. He stood there and talked with us for a minute asking the boys what they wanted for Christmas - Of coarse their answer was exactly what I expected...
"We want guns Santa. BB Guns, Air Soft Guns, Marshmallow Shooter Guns, Paintball Guns, Dart Guns, Nerf Guns"... Well you get the idea, they want guns - Lots of them.
After giving them a candy-cane and posing for a picture, Santa and his helper left the building. Needless to say our shopping experience at Costco was a success.
As we were happily walking out to our SUV, Tyson, who is my 10 year old son, turns to us and says... Mom, Dad, did you notice that Santa Clause has lost a lot of weight; he used to be much fatter.
Keep in mind, my 5 year old son is with us, and he believes that he had just spoke to the one and only Santa Clause. For that reason, I didn't want to tell him the usual story, "Santa is busy this time of year so he sends helpers to fill in for him" If I went with that excuse he would've been very disappointed. And I don't like it when my kids are disappointed.
So at this point I'm reaching for something, anything, then it hit me - I told my kids that Santa Clause is on the HCG Diet and he is doing very well. But the funniest part about it is, they bought it. At least I think they did. See, because their dad blogs about the HCG Weight Loss Diet everyday, they know exactly what it is. This made for a very happy ride home.
And so now if you ever run into a skinny Santa, you will know exactly what to tell your kids. Aren't you glad you read this blog? Happy Holidays my friends!
Are you ready for Christmas on the HCG Diet Plan? - You can tell me in a comment below...
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